Matured just alittle.

I'm back, Bitches! I told myself I was gonna start writing again. Well, a shit load of stuff happened since the last time I wrote. I have a new baby sister; Chloe. She's 2 1/2 now. WOW! Time has passed right on by. I'm not sure if I wrote about a boy named Erick (if I did you know I used to hate him) well guess what? I'm going out with him. :) It's funny how life is. We've been dating since September. He's great. I love him.
I got a better job. STARBUCKS! Don't be jealous. I've been working there since November. It's fun.
Well, I'm gonna take a shower. I have to go to work today.
I'm so happy I'm starting to write again. I missed y'all.

Ps. Anthony D'Agostino you better talk to me again.

Good Bye, My Loves!

I'm not sure but I think I'm not gonna get on anymore! I love you all.....

It has to be.

You got Gerard Way! You so totally ROCK! He
is in my favotire band at the moment! He is has
nerdy habbits and a beautiful voice. PERFECT!
(I used this picture because I thought he
looked cute with bed head. lol ^_^)

What Musician Is Your Secret Sex Symbol?
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Hey Farts,
I'm gonna not be on because ONCE AGAIN my computer is all pooped up. Well, I'm at my aunts and all my family is over here since it's Christmas Eve. I'm gonna go. www.fotogink.com/photos/mycemicalrom?page=1 (For MCR pictures) OH! Meagan, there are pictures on that website that I want for our MCRS. Can you print them?

-Santa's Little Helper

I know. I know.

I know I said I was going to put up MCR pictures, but I think this is better. GOD! Stupid Mrs. Tarkington. She's got me using commas the right way. Well, I first need to find more MCR pictures since this is a new computer. Enjoy this cartoon. I'll put one another....... MONKEY......... up soon. WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS BLUE? I bet if you click on it you get to see the picture up closer. I hate when this happends. I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm a sleepy-little-monkey. -Bern
P.S. Like my randomness? (I don't think that's a word)

Anyone could have told you that.

Take the quiz:
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S LYRICS? (new pix, just about every song they've ever written!)

U rocK u know all the wordz by heart!!!!
YAY you know everything!!!!! YIPEEE!!!! YEAH FOR U!

Hey,

I'm about to put pictures of MCR up soon. I think the next post I'll put some. GUESS WHAT? I got a deviantart. That means I can put my art up and people can buy them. HOOR-FUCKING-RAY! Well, nothings up. lol Meagan and I have a new notebook. I think once we (Meagan and I) get big as rock stars, The E.T. Spirel and My Chemical Notebook (I'm calling it that, Meagan) WILL be on Ebay. I was temted to buy a condom dress off of Ebay. Just thougt you should know. OH OH! Keep voting on what I should be when I "grow" up. I'm gonna put that every where. Well, I'm gonna go and put more MCR pictures so Dark Ice Godess doesn't explode or implode.

-Bern

P.S. Remember to take out the pie or you'll burn the pie crust.

Yo Momma!

Ain't yo momma pretty
She got meatballs in her titties
She got scrambled eggs between her legs
Ain't yo momma pretty

We took her to a party
She turned around and farted
We asked her if she did it
She turned around and sharted

Who was Jesus?

My black friend had 3 arguments that Jesus
was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

My Jewish friend had 3 arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and
his mother was sure he was GOD.


My Italian friend gave his 3 arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

My California friends had 3 arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

BUT my LADY friend had most compelling
evidence that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across
to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get
up because there was more work to do

Think about it.